You Know You're the Mother of a 2-year-old When . . .

• while putting make-up on in the bathroom, you have to move so the sink can be used for a car wash.
• while laying down with your child for night-night nap time, getting kicked in the back with his little feet actually feels good, and is the closest thing to a massage you've had in a long time.
• you look forward to driving around aimlessly, looking for trucks and listening to Raffi, because - at least he's quiet.
• you have to secretly get your laughs and smiles out before disciplining, because - he looks so darn cute when he's naughty (sometimes).
• by 11:00 on a Saturday you've been awake for 5 1/2 hours, and (among other activities) have watched Barney Goes to the Fire Station 3 times.